Waste of Time and Money.com

 
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Q: Why is this site here?

A: Well, we've started off with a toughie. The answer to that question is the same as the answer to questions like, "what is the meaning of life?", "What is the last digit of pi?", and "Where in tarnation are my car keys?".

Q: So this site is here becuase of my pocket?

A: Hey now, don't go answering those unanswerable questions. Remember, the last time somebody found out what the last digit of pi is, his eyeballs turned black.

Q: OK then. How do I become a member?

A: It's a long process, involving burning incense and ritual sacrifice to appease the database gods. Or you could just use the sign up link. But that's too easy for a smart person like you, right?

Q: Why can't I make more than 5 pages?

A: Because when we were designing the site, we needed to have a limit, and we said to ourselves, "5 sounds like a good number".

Q: That's not a good reason at all!

A: That wasn't even a question. But you can increase the limit by upgrading to gold, which is done by clicking the "Request Promotion" button on the Edit Profile page.

Q: Why doesn't (insert feature here) work correctly?

One of three reasons: 1) You don't have JavaScript enabled. 2) You don't have cookies enabled. 3) (Name of some deity you believe in) hates you.

Q: What's a loganberry?

A: A cross between a blackberry and a rasberry. See more info here and here.

Q: What's wrong with Ashley?

A: If you can't figure it out, I'm not going to tell you.

Q: Ashley's hot. What's her phone number?

A: Kill yourself. No, seriously. Kill yourself.

Q: Did Robin REALLY break his arm?

A: It will forever be a mystery. Unless you click here.

Q: I hear you guys are good at SSBM.

A: Yes, and we'll play you if you can find one of us.

Q: What's SSBM?

A: Shut up.

Q: The ring came off my pudding can.

A: Take my penknife, my good man.

Q: I don't get it.

A: Neither do I.

Q: Aren't you ever going to answer a question in a helpful way?

A: Not if I can help it.

Q: I'm leaving.

A: That's good, since this is the last question here.