This is the game of the century, the ultimate in time-wasting. This is a fully functional RPG based on a real-life city.
You are Billy Bob, a very thirsty city dweller on a hot day. Your mission is to find your way to Safeway and buy something to rehydrate yourself. But many dangers lie in your path. Cars in this town don't like to stop for much and sometimes throw cigarettes out the window. The buses are always late. The streams are filled with pirates.
There really isn't anything that you should be doing right now other than